September 2008
10 posts
According to Nicole...
THE BABY SECTION AT TARGET
is the worst birth control ever.
You can pretty much name a baby anything you want.
I want to name a baby Heathcliff Huxtable.
Pants-stealing
This afternoon Big Baby stole Little Baby’s pants. I went in the other room for like 30 seconds, came back and L.B. is crawling around all pantsless. “Big Baby,” I ask, “where are L.B.’s pants?”
“In a coconut,” says B.B.
Turned out they were under the sofa cushions.
