The Worst Birth Control Of All
having a kid means you get to play with legos
Osh Kosh B’Gosh!
Raising another generation of fervent Soxaholics.
Wonderpets!
Yo Gabba Gabba
You can pretty much name a baby anything you want.
I want to name a baby Heathcliff Huxtable.
Pants-stealing
This afternoon Big Baby stole Little Baby’s pants. I went in the other room for like 30 seconds, came back and L.B. is crawling around all pantsless. “Big Baby,” I ask, “where are L.B.’s pants?”
“In a coconut,” says B.B.
Turned out they were under the sofa cushions.
babies don’t care if you dress ‘em up like pea pods
BABYLEGS. NOM NOM NOM.
